Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross.

Patterson Revolution. Revolution!

So I'm out in LA with my good buddy Jared Taylor and we got a chance to interview one of our favorite actresses

Alana Yubach. You might know her from Meet the Fockers and, uh,

fuck waiting. All the legally blonds, um, girlfriend's guy to divorce, uh, you name, she was on Beakman's world, for Christ's sake.

I mean, dipping way back into the day.

And it was one of our favorite interviews.

So we're gonna do a crossover with it

and bring it on here because we had so much fun with her.

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