Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross.

Patterson Revolution.

So I'm out in L.A. with my good buddy, Jared Taylor, and we got a chance to interview

one of our favorite actresses, Alana Youbach.

You might know her from Meet the Fokkers and, uh, fuck waiting, all the legally blondes,

um, girlfriend's guide to divorce, uh, you next, she was on Beekman's world, for Christ's

I mean, dipping way back into the day.

And it was one of our favorite interviews.

So we're going to do a crossover with it and bring it on here because we had so much fun

with her.

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