Episode 116 - Jezz In My Pants (6/12/17)

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4.6 • 9.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2017

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Jezza turned Labour and the whole UK left around, in a historic upset. The Tories' psycho leper government is doomed. The American Libs are shook. Jim Messina is in hiding. A spectre is haunting Britain — the spectre of the Boy.

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0:00.0	Yeah, wait. Okay, let's do it.
0:02.0	Yeah!
0:04.0	Merry Jesmus and happy new year everybody.
0:07.0	Jezbulo, where are you at?
0:09.0	Let's give the boy.
0:11.0	Ah, let's give a boy a hand.
0:15.0	Let's give my my baby.
0:19.0	You know you gotta understand.
0:22.0	Oh. I'm going to understand.
0:23.0	Oh, maybe he's a Romeo, he's my loving one man's show.
0:28.0	Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, let's hear it for the boy.
0:34.0	I don't actually own stem wear so I'm pouring this into these sake glasses that I used to steal from the bar.
0:45.0	They have a little pandas on them.
0:47.0	Amberda isn't known stem wear she owns liberal arts wear.
0:50.0	liberal arts where I want this I want the snoopy mug please I'm putting a marker
0:57.4	down on that right now okay all right so in case you don't understand sound effects, that was an actual bottle of champagne.
1:06.3	That's $13 champagne, folks.
1:09.1	Being popped on air.
1:11.9	Popping bottles, y'all.
1:14.0	We're popping bottles to celebrate the absolute top boy Jeza.
1:20.0	It's the Jeza episode.
1:22.0	It's the Jeza episode. It's the Jeza victory lap episode guys. I don't even know where to begin with this one because there's so much to talk about.
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