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The Offensive

Episode 116 - Game Over

The Offensive

2018/19 Season

Parody, Alan Partridge, Fiction, Spoof, Satire, Mockumentary, Sports, Comedy Fiction, Comedy, Soccer, Football

4.8739 Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2021

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

With a new regime being installed at the club and an FA Cup final on the way, acting Chief-Executive Jess Tate continues to assist the transition. 



Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall  

Rhys Tees as Frank Finnan

Luke Stevenson as Gareth McAskill 

John Brannoch as Colin Walsh

Thomas Mitchells as Theo Clinton


Additional Voices:

Joel Emery



Episode written by:

Joel Emery


Edited by:

Adam Jarrell


Directed by:

Adam Jarrell


Executive Producer:

Joel Emery



With thanks to:

The Ashwood City Season Ticket Holders & Shareholders

www.patreon.com/ashwoodcity


WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.


This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright.


Listener discretion is advised.


The Offensive is property of Primley Limited.



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Transcript

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0:00.0

Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

0:06.3

This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental.

0:13.9

This podcast is protected under copyright. Listener discretion is advised. This is the offensive.

0:20.7

You know, I think it's a bit harsh, really. I don't know whether this is coming from outside

0:25.3

the Ashwood City bubble. Maybe it's, you know, the rest of the football community,

0:32.1

maybe getting a little bit jealous, a little bit envious. But 30% ownership of your club is nothing to be sniffed at.

0:40.0

It's nothing to be sniffed that, okay?

0:42.4

Look at what that's achieved.

0:44.2

Have a read of, what's his name, Gareth McCaskill, in the Herald and the Athletic and all those places.

0:50.0

That 30% removed the chief executive of Ashwood City Football Club.

0:56.5

The chief executive, you know, that same chief executive that has been at the epicenter

1:02.4

of so many of Ashwood City's failings up to this point.

1:07.3

Just because it's not, you know, just because it's not 51% like they have in Germany doesn't mean we should get all snobby about it.

1:13.6

I think they've borrowed a lot of money. Yes, there's some things to work out there.

1:16.6

But I think people seem to be turning their nose up because thingy's husband is involved.

1:21.6

And it's like this is a huge achievement. This is a massive.

1:25.6

And, you know, we got to wake up and realize that because a fan base getting 30%

1:32.5

of their club in the Premier League is massive.

1:36.5

And we have to see that.

1:38.3

And it needs to start changing.

1:39.6

This needs to be the catalyst.

1:41.7

We need to get other teams.

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