Be honest, what is it about me that no one respects that my hair?

Yeah, I'm thinking about getting a new haircut

Changing stuff up

Maybe getting like an Arnie Schwarzenegger jingle all the way type of haircut

You know short tall and stiff

Kind of like how I like my men

This is a show for dogs about dogs starring one dog and one

Dirty dog. Does any duplicating going around here when you're not present?

Huh? Yeah, maybe do you duplicate alone?

I think that's kind of personal question

You're laughing this time. Are you taking my duplication investigation seriously?

Are you disrespecting my duplication investigation?

It's my words mother from army. The seal is from marksman ship

And the gorilla is for sanderacing now if you excuse me they're putting me in something called hero

squad

All right, but which metal is for podcasting

Well, uh here goes nothing. It's a Monday afternoon edition of tbtl

This is the show that just might be too beautiful to live

You gotta eat that microphone

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. I'm as real as the streets

And this here is episode 1,150 in a collector series and man have we ever got a

Bunch of stuff to talk to you about on the imaginary radio

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