Episode 115: Poseidon, God of the Sea, Invented Horses

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 5 July 2015

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary

The Sisyphus crew tries acting. Crick tries cooking. First contact with a new species goes less than swimmingly...

"Poseidon, God of the Sea, Invented Horses" was improvised on March 29, 2015 from a suggestion by David Kramlich via Facebook

Griffen Eckstein as Lt.(ish) Leopold Lackey, Lt. Cmd. Fritz Fassbender, Fishman, Guitar Center Guy, Lt. Son

Sean Kelley as Lt. Cdr. Crick Watson, Lt. Carl

Eli Mandel as Acting Doctor Rip Stipley, "Steve"

Christopher Rathjen as Cdr. Corbomite Hayes

Nick Wagner as Lt. Ch'arles Lorem, Fishman

Julia Weiss as Lt. Rita King

Matt Young as Captain Julius V. Baxter, Fishman Dave, Sally, Lt. Greg

Transcript

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0:00.0	This episode of Improvised Star Trek was sponsored by Base Camp, a member of the Chicago
0:09.0	podcast co-op.
0:10.6	When you use Base Camp to run projects, people know what to do, people know where things are,
0:15.3	and you stay on top of everything all the time.
0:25.7	Shields up, red alert.
0:26.8	Everyone to battle stations. Red alert, battle stations.
0:28.8	All right, Lieutenant Lorham,
0:30.1	I want you temporarily on the tactical station.
0:32.5	Thank you, sir.
0:33.6	I am there.
0:34.5	Corbo, what do you want to do here?
0:35.9	All right, I think we should do a delta pattern.
0:39.0	We should come up behind them, and we should give them all full spread.
0:44.5	All the barrels.
0:44.9	Lacky, lay in delta pattern.
0:46.3	Rita, I need you to keep opening a hailing frequency.
0:49.8	If they respond to us, then we need to respond to them immediately too.
0:53.2	I agree.
1:11.0	Okay. Commander, did I hear you right and you said you wanted me to give them full spread? Yes, full spread. You're talking about photon torpedoes, right? Yes, I'm talking about photon torpedoes. Okay, all right. I will do the photon torpedoes. Quick, how are our shields holding up? Shields are at 75%. Okay. Oh, they responded. Great.
1:11.6	Their feet is audio only, Captain.
1:13.4	Put them on.
1:14.7	This is Captain Julius Valentine Baxter of the Federation Starship USS Sisyphus.
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