Bonus: That's no Moon!

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2015

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

This bonus scene features:

Tony Harris as Ensign Price

Sean Kelly as Crick Watson

Katy Schutte as an Ensign

News of the week:

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If you donate $25, we'll send you five (5) unreleased episodes! These are episodes we improvised but never produced as full episodes, so they are without sound effects but still very funny!

Hello from the Magic Tavern!

IST's Irene Marquette is on this week's episode of Hello from the Magic Tavern, a hilarious improvised fantasy podcast also featuring our own Matt Young. For a good time, download this podcast.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Greetings fellow Sisyphians.
0:02.2	Here's that bonus scene you wanted,
0:04.3	starring our British friends Tony Harrisman and Katie Shutt
0:07.9	of the Destination Pod podcast.
0:10.8	Stay tuned after the scene for News of the Week,
0:13.4	including how you can help us buy new mics for the show.
0:17.1	Tony and Sean, your suggestion is
0:19.6	that's no moon.
0:26.5	Yeah, that's actually just a really big asteroid.
0:34.2	You said asteroid.
0:37.4	Yep, because that's the technical term for what that is. Okay, okay. You said asteroid.
0:40.7	Yep, because that's the technical term for what that is.
0:43.3	Okay, okay, Mr. Science Officer.
0:45.0	Yep, that's my job.
0:49.4	So we've got to classify that and, you know, then file it away.
0:50.6	Okay.
0:53.5	You've had a pretty good first day on the job.
0:56.1	Well, thank you. Does that mean I get to name this one?
0:57.9	You know what? Go for it. I usually just name them a, like a long series of numbers, but you can call it whatever you want. Oh, okay. Anything I want. Yeah, anything you want. Oh, wow. That's like one of the cool things about being in Starflees.
1:08.1	You get to go out and explore and just name stuff.
1:10.8	Oh, cool.
1:11.6	I've always wanted a name an asteroid.
	...

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