Episode #1145: The Mummy Diaries, Dangerous Times In Mexico
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 13 August 2012
⏱️ 89 minutes
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Summary
A trip to Oregon teaches Luke he's more like his mother than he'd like to admit, The Mummy checks in from Mexico where he almost died, and the hilarious Tig Notaro stops by.
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| 0:00.0 | All right, so I came here to give you my demo. I just, I'm I worship you and I just want to give you my demo. Just take a listen and and |
| 0:10.4 | Because you know what you don't want to be the guy sitting there watching VBC and saying oh |
| 0:16.6 | I saw that guy. He was my weight here and I totally dismissed him like everyone else does in his life |
| 0:22.8 | And I totally she was wrong because he's a major major major influence on me now |
| 0:28.0 | And I'll feel terrible |
| 0:32.8 | That stupid English voice was that me |
| 0:37.2 | Unfortunately, yes |
| 0:43.7 | Hey guys, you ready to let the dogs out what do what? |
| 0:47.6 | Let the dogs out you know like who let the dogs out |
| 0:51.7 | It's Barry Manolo know that you rate his wardrobe do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and you're |
| 0:58.0 | Whatever it takes ruin as many people's lives so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist |
| 1:03.5 | No matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloody along the way |
| 1:07.2 | Just so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist |
| 1:10.9 | No matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloody and dying along the way |
| 1:15.0 | Take me to over the garage where they want to clean up for dinner |
| 1:17.9 | I was going into Tashi station to pick up some power converters because it's Friday |
| 1:22.2 | You ain't got no job |
| 1:25.0 | I have come here to two bubble gum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubble |
| 1:33.0 | Well, then let's get some more bubble gum |
| 1:35.2 | Stat on this Monday afternoon edition of T B T L |
| 1:39.5 | This is the show that just might be too beautiful to live |
| 1:44.1 | Hey, folks, my name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. This is episode 1,145 |
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