Episode 1143: You Better Belize It

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2024

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Matt tries to handle a drunk lady at the Magic Castle and regrets it. Paul has a wheel minimum requirement when it comes to electric vehicles. Jacob recalls 3 strange events from his trip to Belize. Scoop mail and Jock Vs Nerd Trivia.

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0:00.0	This is the part of the show where we thank you, the ice cream truck drivers.
0:08.0	Who are the ice cream truck drivers?
0:09.9	Why, that is the convoy of folks who's delivering that fucking ice cream straight to your fucking ear holes.
0:15.9	Right now, I'd like to thank Dirty Old Scoop, Dead Laslo, David Walker, and Darth Scooper.
0:22.2	If you want to be an ice cream truck driver just like these fine folks, head over to
0:26.3	preaching fun.com. That is preaching fun.com. Sign up to be an ice cream truck driver,
0:33.3	and who knows, the life you save may be your own.
0:39.7	Or someone else's.
0:41.1	Or maybe Joan.
0:43.6	Yeah, specifically Joan Rivers.
0:46.4	Yeah.
0:46.8	Can we have some ice cream?
0:48.4	Do you want to go to an ice cream social?
0:51.0	Yeah, I'd love to.
0:52.4	Great.
0:52.9	Let's go.
0:55.6	Matt Donnelly, where you at, buddy? I'm I'd love to. Great. Let's go. Matt Donnelly, where are you at, buddy?
0:57.9	I'm in Los Angeles, California, the Paris of California.
1:02.4	I heard him.
1:08.0	It's time for Matt and Mattingley's ice cream social city in Los Angeles, California.
1:15.4	That's Matt Donnelly in Pennsylvania.
1:18.0	That's Paul Mattingley.
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