Episode 1142: Losing My Virginity To A Lightsaber

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2024

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Paul insist Matt buy his kids a toy that could cause a sexual awakening. Jacob knows Netflix messed up the preview for KAOS. Matt is...inept when it comes to cars. Scoop mail poetry and Jock Vs Nerd Trivia Scoopardy.

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0:00.0	It's the time. It's time. It's the time. It's the time. I don't know. I just, I started talking. No one else I was going to say.
0:11.2	Wherever you want to look at the clock. That's what time ice cream truck drivers. That's what time it is. It's time to thank the ice cream truck drivers.
0:22.9	Who are the ice cream truck drivers?
0:24.4	These are the folks that bring that fucking ice cream straight to your fucking earholes.
0:28.3	Right now, I'd like to thank Galactic President Scooper Star makes Scoops a lot.
0:32.2	Frankie's Tiki Scoop, Feefe, Elkton Magic Scoop, and Dr. Scoop Little. If you want to be an ice cream truck driver for this fine show, head over to
0:41.1	Preaching Fun.com.
0:42.4	That is where you can go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver, and who knows.
0:47.0	The life you save may be your own.
0:49.7	We don't know.
0:49.9	We don't know.
0:50.0	Nobody knows.
0:51.4	It's a mystery. You know, other shows would have just started over because they started the show with a mistake.
0:56.9	Not us.
0:57.8	Not us.
0:58.4	We just keep it in there and just plow through.
1:00.4	Hey, Johnny.
1:00.9	That's an improv lesson.
1:01.7	Do you want to go to an ice cream social?
1:04.2	Yeah, I'd love to.
1:05.6	Great.
1:06.1	Let's go.
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