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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1143: Live From The TBTL Summer Picnic!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2012

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Live broadcast from the TBTL Summer Picnic, featuring food contests, trivia, and babies singing karaoke.

Transcript

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0:00.0

I know New York is a great city, but I do not miss that lifestyle at all.

0:03.6

I mean, it was just stress and blackberries and sleeping pills.

0:07.1

I used to drink a triple latte every morning just to wake up.

0:09.6

Well, I see your point, but I kind of value the sleeping pill and the blackberry and the latte.

0:16.3

You know, you can really get trapped in that web of beepers,

0:19.9

zeniths, televisions, walkmans, discmans, and floppy discs and zip drives.

0:25.8

These are discs answering machines and intent of power glove.

0:30.7

Why are you so much about technology?

0:33.1

T-B-T-L!

0:38.6

So if somebody says, hey, how you doing?

0:40.8

Hmm, you just go.

0:42.6

What up, y'all?

0:44.1

Got it?

0:45.6

What up, y'all?

0:46.8

Like, y'all?

0:48.2

See, you keep putting extras on it.

0:50.1

Yes, you don't follow instructions.

0:51.6

My people, weird names nowadays.

0:53.2

Cheney, Shakira, Rafe, Pax.

0:56.1

He arrested a man, lady, who is legally named f***.

0:59.6

I think he's Vietnamese as with a Ph.

1:01.6

But still pretty shocking to see on the license.

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