Episode #1141: Tan Your Way To Fitness!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2012

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Luke has a novel idea for how to look slender that involves zero exercise. Plus, Sean stops by to chat about how he's preparing to food judge Wednesday's TBTL potluck.

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0:00.0	Where are my flapjacks?
0:03.5	You will recall last night air I drifted off into slumber with a nudie magazine
0:08.5	betwixt my legs, I spake thusly. Tomorrow morning I want flapjacks.
0:13.0	It was a simple message, yet it has gone unheeded.
0:16.3	For every five seconds I do not have flapjacks, I shall break one window.
0:24.0	T-B-T-L!
0:28.0	Oh my god!
0:30.0	Woo!
0:32.0	Resin to that horn!
0:34.0	Hey, in this office we call that a freedom horn, okay?
0:37.0	Did we offend you? Good.
0:39.0	Now we have your attention and we have to win you over.
0:42.0	My empire is twumbling!
0:46.0	My mom's in prison for two years for tasering up to 22 dogs.
0:50.0	She's this weird condition where she smells like a cat that happens to smell like hamburger helper.
0:54.0	Science is whatever we want it to be.
0:57.0	You're gonna blow them out of the water, they're not gonna know what hit them.
0:59.0	Just keep your head up and don't let anybody tell you they're better than you.
1:03.0	Because they're not.
1:04.0	This is special.
1:06.0	This is special!
1:09.0	Every once in a blue moon, when someone tells you that they're better than you,
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