Well, you know, Phoebe.

Seriously, we're going to do this?

I'm sorry.

I just wish I could make her forget about Mike already, you know.

Why did Phoebe and Mike break up?

Because his penis was too big.

Hey.

Welcome to Best of Friends podcast.

I'm Aaron Mallory Long.

And I'm Jamie Woodham.

See, I try to mix up my tone of voice when I say my own name.

Yeah.

I don't think that you do.

No, I...

What I do...

Yeah, I don't know if you've noticed, but sometimes I do a little bit in there, in between I'm and my name. Yes. Do you ever pick up on that? You do do do do a bit sometimes. I always am picking up on your bits, Jamie. Hashtag do doo-do. Oh my God. Hashtag do do do bits. We really sidestep that do-do. What? poo so good news Aaron a homeless man blue cigarette

smoke in my face today oh good good that was a really good time it was like it was like a really

fun experience oh my god I was very grateful that sounds great like you know how like sometimes you just have those days and you're just like, man, blessed. Yeah. Bless up. DJ Khaled style. Like what did I do to deserve this? Yeah. And this is one of those days. That's great. I'm so happy for you. It was great. He had like a raggedy old sweatshirt on.

I thought you were going to mention raggedy and for some reason. He looked poisonous. Cool. It was just great. Like we did that thing where you're like walking and you both kind of do that shuffle. Yes. Where you're like, oh, who's going left? Who's going right? Yeah. And we went, we finally went opposite ways.

And I do think it was on accident.

He was like, oh, who's going left? Who's going right? Yeah. And we finally went opposite ways. And I do think it was on accident. He was like, right before we did the dance, he inhaled from the cigarette. And so we were like doing a little thing. And then we like sidestepped each other. And he just instinctively like turned his head and blue smoke. I would not have reacted well to that, I got to say.

Well, I did, I just didn't react to it.

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