Well, first of all, even though your chances of conceiving through natural means aren't great, you never know.

So keep having sex on a regular basis.

God damn it.

Don't worry. After a while, you'll tune it out.

Hey.

Welcome to Best of Friends podcast.

I'm Aaron Mallory Long.

And I didn't like that take.

Can we do it again?

Why?

No, it's fine.

I am the new, older, some would say wiser, Jamie Woodham.

Jamie has turned 27.

Oh, geez.

I was like... You don't have to out me like that. I was like he's going to make eye contact with me and either shoot daggers at me that I'm going to say his age or just like let me do it. And you didn't you didn't shoot daggers at me. I think it's because you said it kind of quick. I know. I tried. I tried to just like get it in. Jamie hates it, but now his age is on record. Well, the cat's out of the bag now. I'm just kidding. You're 45. I can say goodbye to all those sweet background Disney channel parts. See, it's weird because I feel like sometimes you, you want to seem older and sometimes you're like mad that you're old. Do you know? I'm usually just mad that I'm old. Like, it's like, but I feel like sometimes you want to be like, no, I'm not like a baby. I'm like 52, you know? But like, no, I like get that vibe from you sometimes. I'm not a baby. You know, like, no, take me seriously.

I'm an adult. Take me to this rated R movie.

Yeah, you know.

I can go on my mom's dead. So I think it's good that you're 27. Whatever. It's fine. I guess. I won't keep mentioning your age, probably. You know what? I just now on my own, I came up with a slogan that I think is a good response to that.

Okay.

It is what it is.

Wow. I think I'm the first to say that. You came up with that all on your own? I was. Yeah. Wow. That was me. Wow. I'm making moves. 27. Wow. Try to keep up. What an idiot.

Aaron, are we alone this week? We are not alone this week, Jamie.

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