Episode #1131: Goat Man Lives!
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 24 July 2012
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
Luke is super excited/sad to learn that the Goat Man of Utah is a real person.
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| 0:00.0 | Excuse me. Hi, you're Casey Casey. You're unbelievable. Well, thank you. Thank you very much. No, no, no. Seriously, I'm telling you. You blow me away. Why? |
| 0:07.7 | Really nice of you. No, no, no. I'm telling you what you do. It's really amazing. It's fabulous. Yes. Well, can we get... No, no, no, I'm telling you. I'm telling you what you do. I really get it. I get what's going on with you. It's amazing. Really. Great stuff. Yes. No, no, no, really. To me, favorite. Say, uh, coming in this week at number one. It's live over to you. It's stuck on you. Huh? I really don't think I can do it. No, no, no. Come on. Do it. Seriously. Do it. Come on. Do it. |
| 0:28.7 | Coming in at number one this week is Lionel Richie was stuck on you. That's good. All right, they're shaking from Scooby-Doo. |
| 0:34.7 | T-B-T-M! |
| 0:39.7 | We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. |
| 0:44.7 | They never say to each other, let's smoke a marijuana cigarette. They say, let's turn on or let's blast a joint. You cool, man? |
| 0:55.7 | GQ Teens as the summer look is Tom Shoes, Ray Bands, Bored Shorts, and a Muscle T. |
| 1:00.7 | Was that Joseph Gordon-led but doppelganger that I saw at the Starbucks on 9th Avenue? Not styling. |
| 1:04.7 | And if this is such a problem, why wasn't this said years ago? |
| 1:14.7 | Hey folks, welcome everybody to a Tuesday afternoon edition of TBTL. This is the show. |
| 1:20.7 | That's probably too beautiful to live. |
| 1:23.7 | You know, I think we're making some progress. We're in opposite world. |
| 1:27.7 | This episode 1,131 in a collector's series. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. We've got a lot of stuff to discuss with you on this Tuesday. |
| 1:38.7 | Hi, this is Luke's Mom Foozy coming tonight on TBTL. |
| 1:43.7 | You know that human goat that apparently talking goat we heard about in Utah yesterday, which may or may not have been real? |
| 1:51.7 | Sometimes the old man passes out and leaves the AM radio on. So I got to hear the old songs and some current event kind of thing. |
| 1:58.7 | Well apparently he's realer than you could have imagined and we've got the evidence. |
| 2:06.7 | Also, if you were trying to bring down the Iranian nuclear program, would it occur to you to use the music of ACDC to do it? |
| 2:16.7 | Apparently somebody is or at least that's the rumor that's going around and Fred Willard. Well, he's poised to make his response. |
| 2:28.7 | Hey, what happened? |
| 2:30.7 | And we'll read through his tweets of late. We'll figure out who hasn't hasn't been firing him. |
| 2:36.7 | And then we'll once again basically decide that we don't care because we love Fred Willard. |
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