Episode 113: Iowa’s Possible Serial Killer, Hating Clowns & The Collapse of FTX’s Crypto Exchange

Madigan's Pubcast

Kathleen Madigan

Madigan, Comedy:stand-up, Standup, Society & Culture, Kathleen Madigan, Comedy, Stand-up

5 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 November 2022

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Kathleen opens the show drinking a Festivus Holiday Ale from Market Garden Brewery in Cleveland. She reviews her weekend in Cleveland, Warren, and Cincinnati OH, stopping by her favorite her bars The Harbor Inn and Mount Adams Bar & Grill, and the fantastic crowds at the shows.

QUEEN NEWS: Kathleen announces that Queen Dolly has received $100M from Amazon’s Jeff Bezos, to bolster all her philanthropic initiatives.

“GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for delicious not-so-nutritious food AND in continuing her search for the best Ranch, Kathleen samples Hartville Kitchen Ranch Dressing from Ohio, Cincinnati’s local Grippo’s bbq potato chips, and Cheez-It Buffalo Wing crackers.

UPDATES: Kathleen gives an update on Mattress Mack’s historic World Series bet, seven new Banksy murals appear in the Ukraine, the Van Gogh painting “The Sower” is vandalized with pea soup, animal dealer Mimi Erotic surrenders, Gisele buys a Miami mansion directly across from her ex Tom Brady, and Elon changes the Twitter blue checkmark strategy,

“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT”: Kathleen is amazed to read about the discovery of an ancient Christian monastery off the coast of the UAE.

FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS: Kathleen shares articles detailing the collapse of crypto exchange FTX and the status of founder Sam Bankman-Fried’s $16B fortune questioned, a T-Rex skull is found in South Dakota, Casey Anthony resurfaces in a new Peacock docuseries, Iowa may have a serial killer, John Wayne Gacy’s sinister clown painting sells for thousands at auction, Tyson Foods CFO is arrested for passing out in a stranger’s house while intoxicated, and an extremely rare black Canadian lynx is photographed for the first time.

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0:00.0	Hey, everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grabbed
0:13.0	yourself a drink, full of a bar stool. Let's talk about what's been going on.
0:24.0	Termites. Welcome to episode 113. This could be a great episode. So many things. So many things.
0:38.0	First of all, what are we drinking? We're drinking a beer. Ohio has a lot of breweries. They should be proud of themselves.
0:45.0	A lot of Germans. This is Festivus from the Market Garden Brewery made in where Ohio
0:52.0	Cleveland, because it went to Cleveland. It is a holiday. It's Festivus. The cups are already
1:01.0	out at Starbucks. Everybody can start bitching about them or not bitching about them or whatever.
1:07.0	Get on a team. Get on a team. Yes, I say fine. Holiday cups fine. And then the people
1:12.0	say they shouldn't need me having cups. And then you know what? Here's what I'm against. Paper straws. Stop it.
1:19.0	Just don't have straws. The paper ones? No. They don't work. Or carry your own. Somebody gave me
1:25.0	one of those steel ones that carry around on planes. They get mushy in five seconds. And then
1:32.0	it's just stupid. And then the paper is in the soda. And it just the cough, whatever. That was a
1:38.0	little sidetrack on that. What a fun weekend. Went to Cleveland, went to the harbor in my
1:44.0	favorite bar. Yeah. I had a big time down there. And then there was a youngster Lauren was bartending
1:52.0	and then she got off and then sat down and drank, which was totally fun. Yeah. And there was an
1:57.0	enormous pit bull running around the bar. It's that kind of bar. It's that kind of bar. And I'm a little
2:02.0	scared when they're that big. And I know, you know, but turned out to be absolutely adorable.
2:08.0	It was a very nice doll. Yeah. I mean, intimidating it initially. And its name was Tori Amos.
2:14.0	You got to like somebody. You got to like somebody names their dog Tori Amos because a I really like
2:19.0	her music and be probably one of the weirdest people ever on earth. So there you go. The dog matches
2:24.0	the name. It didn't even look like a girl. It was just so massive. Like 125 pounder white. Yeah.
2:32.0	Yeah. I was pretty scared initially, but then the owner was outside and blah, blah, blah. But then
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