Episode 112: Left-Handed Crazies, Proving Unicorns, & Elon’s Pet Monster

Madigan's Pubcast

Kathleen Madigan

Madigan, Comedy:stand-up, Standup, Society & Culture, Kathleen Madigan, Comedy, Stand-up

5 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2022

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Kathleen opens the show drinking a Nap In The Hammock Cream Ale from Metazoa Brewing Co. in Indianapolis. She shares details of the fun she had over the weekend, eating dinner at the famous St. Elmo’s steakhouse in Indy, and she highly recommends eating their horseradish shrimp cocktail at least once in your lifetime.

QUEEN NEWS: Kathleen announces that Queen Stevie is doing a series of shows with Billy Joel in Fall 2023.

“GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for delicious not-so-nutritious food AND in continuing her search for the best Ranch, Kathleen samples Freddy’s Famous Fry Sauce and Popcorn Indiana movie butter popcorn.

UPDATES: Kathleen gives an update on Elon’s purchase of Twitter, 1,500 barges are jammed in the Mississippi River due to low water levels, and the Children flee Twitter for jobs at Meta and Google after Elon buys Twitter.

“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT”: Kathleen is amazed to read about the discovery of a 2,000 year old Roman road in England, and archaeologists unearth two Viking age swords in Sweden.

FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS: Kathleen shares articles advising that left-handed people are more likely to be mentally ill, a rare blonde wolf is caught on camera in Minnesota, a first-generation iPhone selling for $39K, Shanghai Disneyland is locked down due to a new COVID outbreak, a unicorn fossil found in the Scottish Highlands proves the existence of unicorns, a missing Indonesian grandmother is found inside a 22-foot-long python,

WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEK: Kathleen recommends watching the second season of The White Lotus on Hulu.

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0:00.0	Hey, everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grabbed
0:13.0	yourself a drink? Pull up a bar stool? Let's talk about what's been going on.
0:18.0	Turbites! Oh yeah! Oh yeah, this letter's still going. That's amazing. Welcome to episode 112. Sorry,
0:33.0	I had to skip a week. There was a little health issue, not with me, just laying. But everybody's
0:43.0	fine now. Everything turned out fine. So then I had to run up there and stuff. But where was I
0:54.0	before that? Indianapolis. Dayton first. Dayton was a ton of fun. And I don't usually like to do gigs
1:02.0	if they're on a college campus because sometimes they have weird alcohol rules. And I don't think the
1:06.0	termites need to be free with their liquor. They need to be free to drink all they want. And sometimes
1:15.0	but this gig was on the campus of Butler, the who? Bulldogs. And it was a blast. But they say
1:24.0	they do all kinds of shows. And here's the other reason I hate doing shows on college campuses
1:28.0	because I can never find the goddamn building. Well, do you have your map? Yes, I have my map.
1:34.0	Going around the science building and then you're going to see a statue of our founder, his name's Bob.
1:39.0	And then when you get to this statue, it's around about hang a right and you're going to go past the
1:44.0	student dormit- oh my god. Oh my god. But this one was super easy to get to.
1:50.0	Had Michael Summerville as the opener. He's very funny. And he's really fun off stage too. Oh my god,
1:56.0	all we do. Well, we do we drink and we do a lot of betting. I don't know if I should have just said that.
2:03.0	His wife knows she does. And then I got to meet the president of the university.
2:10.0	I've never met a president of a university or is it a call? What is it called? College University?
2:16.0	I don't even know the difference. Butler University. All I know is my mom always picks
2:21.0	them in the March Madness pool. She's big fan. And why? Who knows? It's got to be something random.
2:28.0	Like their uniforms or James Denko. James Denko was the president. And he had his family
2:34.0	with them and stuff. And they came backstage. He's a very, very nice person. And he really,
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