Hello and welcome to a newly physically fit episode of We Only Look Thin.

I am your recently fit host, Catherine Weigel, and with me today, as always, is Donald

Weigel, also recently fit, very, very recently.

Spent most of my life being incredibly unfit.

Oh my gosh.

You know what I think the problem was?

The Physical Fitness Presidential Fitness Award thing.

Do you remember?

Wait, okay, that didn't turn out well.

That really had something to do with it.

The president's physical fitness test, which is, I don't know if they still do this in schools.

They do it.

But when we were growing up, well, they do, I just, I've just now learned that they do in fact.

Source is close to me, say.

Source is very close to me on this actual couch.

Tell me that they still do it.

But, you know, a series of trials.

Sort of like a hunger games thing, but with other kids laughing at you.

There was like one where you had to walk on hot coals and another one where you had to

like do a tightrope over a pool full of sharks, like that kind of thing.

But really it was more like doing.

And New Jersey Fitness and Marat.

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