Episode #1120: Chris Hayes!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 July 2012

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Chris Hayes of MSNBC stops by Burbank Studios to talk about his book, his TV show, and why humans tend to react poorly to having millions of other people hate them for essentially no reason.

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0:00.0	Tadpole wants to swim with the big fish.
0:02.6	Oh boy, you think you got what it takes, huh?
0:05.2	We'll take a s**t on Mt. Rushmore and call me Jefferson, buddy.
0:08.5	This place will eat you up.
0:10.0	I don't want you out there on the bully plank.
0:11.7	Call me up going, hey, I gotta put on my marshmallow pants and hit boo-hoo button.
0:15.4	Cause I don't know where the cranberries are.
0:17.5	You know what I mean?
0:18.4	T-B-T-E-L!
0:23.4	You might say that each and every one of us
0:26.8	is a crew member here on Spaceship Earth.
0:30.4	When would we say that?
0:32.1	Anytime.
0:33.1	Dinner.
0:34.0	Literally anytime.
0:35.4	Oh man, I feel like, wow, it's like I come over.
0:38.8	It's like, I don't know what to expect.
0:40.0	I gotta be honest.
0:40.8	I come in, it's like a little like,
0:42.7	I'm trying to get my bansers cartoon,
0:44.7	your mom, and it's like you still got it.
0:46.8	You guys might not know this,
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