Episode #1105: Hey Dummy!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2012

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Luke flips out when a listener sends him a mean email at the wrong moment.

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0:00.0	All right, Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Sabrina, Melody, Dakota, Sierra,
0:03.2	Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Shelline, Shethel,
0:06.9	Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reeva, Cassandra, Nikki,
0:10.6	Kelsey, Sean, and Jolene, Eileen, Claude, Savannah, Casey, Dulley, Kendra, Colley, Chloe,
0:13.8	Devon, Emelou, f***a, Becky!
0:14.9	No.
0:15.9	Wait, was it any one of those names with a Lynn after it?
0:18.5	Yes.
0:19.5	Okay.
0:20.5	Brandy, Lynn, Evelyn, Tammy, Lynn.
0:21.5	F*** T-B-T-L.
0:22.5	I think we're down about 20, 30 pounds of beef.
0:29.9	If it, uh, one sitting, and, uh, that's all I'm going to say about that.
0:33.7	My dream is to sail around the world on a catamaran with two members of every cat race and share
0:39.6	my love with cats for all the humans to see around the world.
0:44.1	Today, I am making this studio a no-and-bearishment zone.
0:48.8	Met a guy yesterday, seven feet tall.
0:51.9	I figured he had to be in sport, but he wasn't in sport.
0:54.8	That is totally absurd.
0:56.5	It's only game.
0:57.5	Why do you have to be mad?
0:59.5	If you just sign up for a little yoga class, you're signing up for a little demon class.
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