Episode 11 - Vents and Labyrinths
Stellar Firma
Park Tom
5.0 • 878 Ratings
🗓️ 12 April 2019
⏱️ 22 minutes
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Summary
PLANET - 512904- ⟴
Serafina Mouchet requests a planet to demonstrate their wealth and aesthetic sense and requires that it also conceals their location so that no-one can locate them. The use of a mangrove-lined river labyrinth is mandated.
Consultant recommendation; Mangrove labyrinth with help from a Graph Friend™. Decadent gondoliers. Gold where possible. If in doubt, computers. Vents = safety.
Content Warning for:
- Comedic violence
- Emotional abuse
- Alcoholism
- Minor gaslighting
Special thanks to Emma C. for this episode's Planet Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Alex Oliver, Devin Vinson, Chase T Hopper, Natalie Mink, Kevin Bradley, Inken Wolff, WW, Bean, Cassidy and Dr. Zombie
Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Lowri Ann Davies
Executive Producer Alexander J Newall
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| 0:00.0 | Hi everyone, Alex here. I'd just like to take a moment to thank some of our patrons. |
| 0:04.8 | Alex Oliver, Devon Vincent, Chase T Hopper, Natalie Mink, Kevin Bradley, Incan Wolf, W. W. Bean, Cassidy, Doctor Zombie. |
| 0:17.0 | Thank you all. We really appreciate your support. |
| 0:20.0 | If you'd like to join them, go W.W. dot-Patrion.com forward slash rusty quill and take a look at our rewards |
| 0:27.1 | Special thanks to Emma C. for today's submission. May you ride the Aqruin |
| 0:31.0 | Mega Camel for half price. Rusty Quillill presents Stella Furmer. Oh, yeah. I knew this was going to happen. I knew it. He was always going to go from late to very late to not turning up at all. |
| 1:30.0 | I would happily just design the planet on my own but he gets so angry |
| 1:33.7 | if I've looked at the brief beforehand and by the time he leaves it's past the deadline. |
| 1:37.7 | Maybe I could tempt him into the office somehow. Maybe if I put some beef on his chair, would that look? I don't have access to beef. |
| 1:47.0 | Maybe some sort of very strong cologne. I don't have access to very strong clone. |
| 1:52.0 | Maybe... |
| 1:53.0 | What? What? |
| 1:55.0 | What? |
| 1:56.0 | What? |
| 1:58.0 | What? The door didn't open? The lights not on, where? |
| 2:00.0 | What? |
| 2:01.0 | What? |
| 2:02.0 | David? Is she still there, David? No, what, Hartro? Yes. No, no, she's been gone for the last 52 hours. Oh, thank goodness. |
| 2:13.0 | Let me get out of this. |
| 2:14.0 | Have you been in that vent? |
| 2:15.0 | Wait, hold on. Then, yeah, right. |
| 2:17.0 | Ah! |
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