The fuck's going on, everybody? This is Julian. I'm your host today of Perk After

Dirk. I've got two special fucking guests. Well, one special guest, another guy's

a bit of an asshole with me today. I'm sure this is going to be a big surprise because

it was a big fuck surprise when I woke up in jail and they were here. So zoom out a bit

and let's see the boys. Well, my good buddy, Bubs, and fuckface. I'm not a fuckface.

The guy responsible for these guys being in here today. It's not my fault. Oh, you're dumb.

Brandy, you're fucking dumb. Pass should be legal everywhere, Julian. Well, it's sort of

say it's not, especially when you're traveling from one country to another. I'm actually

a different continent to one other continent. So dumb. What happened, Randy? What happened, Randy?

It was a good hash. Actually, I wanted to give Ricky some of it. He would love that hash.

What if he didn't fuck it up? Anyway, he tried to come into Canada with a bunch of hash from Amsterdam

and it didn't work out through in here. We're not sure. He's probably going to get,

they're going to be in here for a little bit, not long, I guess. But I didn't think they'd

look there, okay? I mean, I thought that... Where was it in your airs? Yeah, Randy. One of the first

fucking places, when they take you into secondary, they're taking you into the hole. They're putting

things up there. Did you shave your hole like you said you were going to? Oh, it looks good.

You want to see? No. That's probably... I'm sure everybody, you're fucking whole.

The nice job you did on it. What'd you shave it so you can get it up there?

No, he shaved it in Amsterdam because he was going to meet Stevie.

Stevie, I miss him. What a man. Don't ask.

Some weird bastard Randy made out of the club. He had a really good hands. Really good.

I don't like Randy. So what's the fucking deal? Are you still seeing the Stevie dude?

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