Episode 11: AIDS-Free Bus Fare

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 25 June 2019

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Ms. Pat can't believe a friend wants to wait until marriage and thinks the man ought to be the breadwinner. She talks about being a young mother and learning to breastfeed while dealing pre-natal vitamins. Deon Curry, Chris Spangle, and Ms. Pat debate if it was right or wrong for Future to cancel a woman's flight home when she wouldn't give it up. She then tells a story about swerving a certified AIDS-free college guy at age 12. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, it's white boy Chris.
0:01.1	If the Pat Downs ever made you laugh,
0:02.7	then join our Patreon and support us.
0:04.5	Get bonus content, a t-shirt, or an autograph copy of Rabbit,
0:08.0	Miss Pat's autobiography.
0:09.4	Visit misspatcomedy.com for the link to the Patreon
0:12.2	and while you're there, join our Facebook group.
0:14.0	Welcome to another episode of The Pat Down.
0:16.0	I'm here with my good furry Chris.
0:17.4	Say hello, stuff Chris.
0:18.4	What's up, everybody?
0:19.3	And I'm here with Dion.
0:20.8	Say what it is.
0:21.7	What it is, y'all?
0:22.8	On this episode, y'all, we crazy.
0:24.8	We talking about some crazy shit.
0:26.1	We talking about flying bitches getting flown out
0:28.0	with no bus fare back.
0:29.6	We also talking about, I met a dude back in the day
0:33.6	who showed me a certified HIV negative card.
0:37.8	He told me to certify USAD.
0:40.0	Don't have AIDS.
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