Episode 10: Grandaddy Long Legs

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2019

⏱️ 40 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

This show sets off a debate for the ages: Is it Daddy Long Legs or Grandaddy Long Legs? Ms. Pat gives sex advice to Chik-Fil-A homeschoolers, asks what happened to the Olsen Twins face, and Deon Curry and Chris Spangle don't believe her that nose magnets cure a lazy eye. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Welcome to another episode of the pack down. I'm sitting here today at the Wonder
0:03.9	Fahiliam comedy club in the Napolis and I'm hanging out with my good friend,
0:09.4	white boy Chris. Say what it is. What it is. I love he be fucking it up.
0:14.4	And I'm sitting here with Dion. What's up, y'all?
0:17.0	And we're going to have some fucking fun today. We talking about
0:19.8	granted a lonely Sarah Huckabee with that motherfucking turkey neck.
0:24.7	Awesome twin that motherfucker. They don't do bitches on way back in time.
0:29.1	I think they got all vision and but me going
0:35.3	Stay tuned
0:53.7	the same time.
0:54.7	You're so input your life on the spin down. Ain't no need for the weight and turn
0:59.6	it up now. What you talking about is real though.
1:03.2	And cut the gang you can't no play like me.
1:05.6	Damn, though. You wait to time turn the other nothing but the ugly straight off the
1:10.1	top. Everything should say you know it's funny.
1:12.3	Full blast. This is taste of the future. Listen on your iPhone or your desktop
1:17.0	computer.
1:17.8	Sarah, tweeted. Ain't no way to beat it. Nothing but the ugly turning up and going
1:23.9	I'm sorry. I'm like that shit.
1:27.5	The dude. I'm a mother yelling at you.
1:30.0	But watch your balls and see what you're doing.
1:33.7	I told you. Yeah. Do you have any idea what it's like working for you miss Pat?
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Ms. Pat, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Ms. Pat and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.