My boyfriend has been acting really weird ever since he got promoted at his job.

Yeah, he thinks he deserves a VJJ upgrade. He doesn't. He's not Tom Brady. Deal breaker.

Yeah, there's no such thing as bisexual. That's just something they invented in the 90s to sell

hair products. Deal breaker. Only once snake in the bed. Deal breaker.

I think you guys are going to make it.

Make it right here to this Friday afternoon edition of TBTL. The show that just might be

too beautiful to live. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. It's episode.

Jesus, what is it? One thousand and ninety three in a collector series.

I don't even know why that's in the system, but do you remember that? Do you remember that

from Med TV? No, is that what that's from? I had no idea what that was from.

It was actually a kind of a genius genius sketch they did where it was just like it was basically

a dating service for people that had lowered expectations and the the sort of video of it.

You know, it was just like two people walking along like a kind of a crummy wire fence near like a

mostly dry culvert in Los Angeles. It's like the world's least visually interesting place.

We are going to make the world's most hourly interesting podcast or we're going to come as close

as we can considering that I think we're all running on fumes because we were at Sasquatch this

week. Some of us got sunburned. Some of us then were made to feel foolish by our co-workers

over it, which is by the way that's Andrew Walsh, the producer of the program. That's me. A lot

of people. So basically here's how my week has gone. Monday, get back from Sasquatch, Tuesday,

every single person that I work with the station says, hey, you got a lot of sun.

Wednesday. Hey, starting to peel. Today is kind of like I saw a few people are like still peeling

around the edges. Oh, God. You know what? This is the problem. Most people are fucking idiots.

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