Hi, I'm Dr. C. Brull with Wouldn't That Be Cool?

In 1971 Bill Great's invented Michael Soft. Wouldn't it be cool if I can remember my dingus password for my email? That would be cool!

Here's something else that would be very cool. That would be the fact that you are enjoying a Tuesday afternoon edition of TBTL. This is the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host, weighing in at 190 pounds, this is episode 1,091 in a collector's series. Freshly back from the Sasquatch Music Festival.

Hi, this is Luke Monsuzzi coming tonight on TBTL.

If you remember, we had a pretty famous guest on the show some months back, Leslie Feist, and we thought she was telling us a big fat lie about her most recent album cover.

Lying is like 95% of what I do.

But I was able to track her down backstage at Sasquatch and talk to her about that, and I'll play you the tape of that conversation.

So while I was there hanging out backstage at Sasquatch, I met someone, someone really famous, I gave him my phone number, now I'm just kind of waiting.

I'm just sitting there on my iPod.

Waiting to see if he'll call me, so I'll tell you about my strategy on that whole thing.

Last but not least, we'll have a live performance by the awesome band, Craft Spells. Recorded at the TBTL audio booth at the old Sasquatch.

Right over there, who for once is actually representing this audio drop.

I like to beat him, it just feels good.

You actually are really tan today, Mr. Drew Hampshire.

You know what? Doesn't feel that great.

Why does it not feel good?

Turns out this is more of what you would call a burn. I'm more burnorexic than tanorexic right now.

You'd be called burn mom.

I like to beat him, it just feels good.

It looks good though, I mean I can tell that when everybody I pass at work looks at me with just utter shock and kind of horror at my big bald red forehead.

I'm not sure at all, you don't look silly.

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