What's the weather like out there? It's hot damn hot real hot. How does this is my shorts? I can cook things in it

Little quatch pot cooking. Well, can you tell me what it feels like?

Foo! What is hot? I told you game. Where you born on the sun? It's damn hot.

You can be listening. I saw a so damn hot. I saw a little guy at the orange row.

First of the flames. It's that hot. You know what I'm talking about. What do you think it's gonna be like tonight?

It's gonna be hot and wet. That's nice of you with a lady, but ain't no good if you're in the jungle.

Thank you, Roosevelt. Here's the song coming your way right now.

Now, nowhere to run to by Martha and the Vandellas. Yeah!

T-B-T-L!

Well, hey there folks. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome to a Monday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L.

This is the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

It's like I'm walking on sunshine.

It most certainly is, which is why we are coming to you from Burbank porches on this beautiful Monday.

This episode, a one thousand and eighty in a collector series.

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. We have a whole bunch of stuff we want to get to today.

Hi, this is Luke Mom Foozy coming tonight on T-B-T-L.

Among other things, we have an update on the hell pizza that most of us ingested on Friday.

Oh my god!

And it turns out it wasn't the ingesting that was going to be the real problem.

It was the divesting of the hell pizza and in particular the man super hot hot sauce that we

that we had. Also, a guy as we speak right now is in Austin, Texas trying to set the world record

for the longest guitar solo. So we will check in on him intermittently, see how he's doing.

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