Episode 107: Alaskan Beach Yetis, The Oldest Egyptian Cheese, & A Scandalous Prince of Wales Emerges

Madigan's Pubcast

Kathleen Madigan

Madigan, Comedy:stand-up, Standup, Society & Culture, Kathleen Madigan, Comedy, Stand-up

5 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 September 2022

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Kathleen opens the show drinking Wiley Vodka from Chemist Spirits in Asheville, NC. She reviews her weekend doing shows in Chattanooga, Knoxville, and Asheville, including participating in ESPN’s College Game Day for the Tennessee vs Florida football game, having fireplace drinks at the Omni Grove Park Inn, and eating a ton of Carolina vinegar-based bbq at Luella’s.

QUEEN NEWS: Kathleen announces that Queen Stevie Nicks has released a new song.

“GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for delicious not-so-nutritious food AND in continuing her search for the best Ranch, Kathleen samples Tennessee’s Ridgewood Barbecue sauce, Lester’s Fixins Ranch Soda, and Cheez-It Zesty Cheddar Ranch crackers.

UPDATES: Kathleen gives an update on the casting of the upcoming Gwen Shamblin movie, and Nostradamus predicted Queen Elizabeth II’s death.

“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT”: Kathleen is amazed to read about the discovery of 2,600 year old Halloumi cheese in Egypt, and the remains of a stone age Roundel structure in the Czech Republic.

FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS: Kathleen shares articles about what M&M’s stands for, an Australian man claims that he is the love child of King Charles and Camilla, he COO of Beyond Meat bites off a man’s nose at an Arkansas football game, Yeti coolers are washing up in Alaska, and Kathleen advises why you shouldn’t shower during a thunderstorm.

WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEK: “Rentless” on Amazon Prime, and “Untold: The Girlfriend Who Didn’t Exist” on Netflix, and “House of Hammer” on Discovery Plus.

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0:00.0	Hey, everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grabbed
0:13.0	yourself a drink? Pull up a bar stool? Let's talk about what's been going on.
0:22.0	Termites! Fire! Fire? It's episode 107. I should I say fire and water because there's a hurricane
0:34.0	coming towards Florida. And that's exactly where my parents just drove down to.
0:40.0	Yeah. They could have stayed in Missouri. It's perfectly lovely. 75 in sunny. Could a golf
0:47.0	gone out to the farm? Anything they wanted. No, it's like some secret siren blew off in their brains
0:52.0	at none of us heard and they just peeled out of the driveway. And I keep calling down there.
0:57.0	Do you guys understand? My mom goes, well, the drive down was great because there was no traffic.
1:02.0	I said, how about on the other side of the road? Just see any cars, you see any evacuation zones?
1:11.0	I mean, they're not physically close to the beach, but if you lose power, sucky, suck time.
1:17.0	It's just going to be so hot and then your food's going to go bad and, you know, all of the things.
1:24.0	Yeah, yeah. Your mother and I together have 384 miles on Delta. Now, how far can that get us?
1:35.0	Right to where you're sitting dead. That's how far? What if we bought some miles?
1:41.0	No. Now, how much is it across country? 15 or 20? Well, when was it 15?
1:48.0	Even I don't remember 15,000 getting year-round trip. So we're going to keep an eye on Hurricane Ian.
1:55.0	I just read, this is what makes me, I talked to him. It's just going to be a thunderstorm.
2:01.0	We're exaggerating. Jesus Christ. There's no reason to panic. Well, this is what I'm just going to read it because it made me laugh out loud.
2:10.0	This is Ian has undergone rapid intensification. It's more as expected. The national hurricane said it's increasing faster than any other previous tropical storm.
2:22.0	And the Tampa guy, Tampa for Cassar said Ian could be something we haven't seen in our lifetime.
2:28.0	Well, you should definitely drive down there dead. The weather channels in rare form though, they're loving it.
2:34.0	The nerds are fired up and I'm fired up to watch the nerds be fired up because they don't get a lot of limelight.
2:42.0	They don't get a lot of glory and they should. First off, what are we drinking? Two things.
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