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🗓️ 17 April 2025
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Ross is getting served breastfeeding videos on Instagram Reels and apparently they're low-key advertisements for OnlyFans accounts, Texas Roadhouse has surpassed Olive Garden as America's favorite sit-down restaurant, Gayle King believes she's an astronaut, and we break down some public pooping videos.
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0:10.7 | That'll help you upgrade your online selling today. |
0:14.9 | Huge fan of Shopify. |
0:17.2 | Look, it is no secrets that we use Shopify for all of our online businesses. |
0:22.8 | I think most people, or smart business people, at least, in America do. |
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0:34.6 | Which you can find all of our merch, including the Crime Corner merch for |
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0:45.9 | to run the back end of your company. Nobody does selling better than Shopify, home of the |
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1:43.4 | That is all lowercase. Go to Shopify. dot com slash Ross Patterson. That is all lowercase. |
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1:59.7 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross. |
2:06.7 | Patterson Revolution |
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