Episode 1076 - Katy Perry Professional Astronaut

Ross Patterson Revolution!

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5 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2025

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Katy Perry has returned from her Blue Origin space flight and is now a real astronaut, parents in Ross and Jessie's neighborhood are questioning if they'd even want to send their kids to Harvard, we debate what schools we'd NEVER send our kids to.

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0:00.0	Yeah, I'm here to tell you about Shopify.com slash Ross Patterson.
0:10.7	That'll help you upgrade your online selling today.
0:14.9	Huge fan of Shopify.
0:17.2	Look, it is no secrets that we use Shopify for all of our online businesses.
0:22.8	I think most people, or smart business people, at least, in America do.
0:27.6	HardA.f.selter.com is run by Shopify in the backends.
0:32.8	Drinking Bros.com.
0:34.6	Which you can find all of our merch, including the Crime Corner merch for
0:38.4	Ross Patterson Revolution. All of that is run by Shopify. I would not trust any other business
0:45.9	to run the back end of your company. Nobody does selling better than Shopify, home of the
0:52.8	number one checkout on the planet. And the not-so-secret-secret
0:57.5	with shop pay that boosts conversions up to 50%, meaning way less carts going abandoned and way more
1:06.9	sales going up. So if you're into growing your business, your commerce platform, better be ready to sell
1:14.2	wherever your customers are scrolling or strolling on the web, in your store, in their
1:19.7	feed, and everywhere in between businesses that sell more, sell on Shopify.
1:34.8	Upgrade your business and get the same checkout that's drinkingbros.com or hard a.f. Seltzer.com uses.
1:36.5	Sign up for your $1 per month trial period at Shopify.com slash Ross Patterson.
1:43.4	That is all lowercase. Go to Shopify. dot com slash Ross Patterson. That is all lowercase.
1:45.3	Go to Shopify.com slash Ross Patterson to upgrade your selling today.
1:52.2	Shopify.com slash Ross Patterson.
1:59.7	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross.
2:06.7	Patterson Revolution.
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