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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1073: The Wisdom of Drunks

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2012

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

A very drunk lady shares some pearls of wisdom with Luke regarding one Charlie Sheen.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Well, how do you do, folks? Welcome to another edition of TBTL. This is the show. That's probably

0:06.4

too beautiful to live. My name is Luke Burbank. Your host, this episode, 1073 in a collector series.

0:15.2

As always, we get sponsorship by Chateau, Sam Michelle. They are located in Woodenville,

0:21.6

Washington. They are an amazing winery. They make amazing wine. And they're pitching a bunch of

0:28.7

really fun concert-like parties out there at the winery in Woodenville. All this summer, if you want

0:33.6

to get tickets to see the likes of Chris Isaac and Crosby Stills and Nash, Emileu Harris will be

0:39.9

there, so we'll Steve Martin and his lone canyon rangers. You can go to wineryconcerts.com. Let

0:46.4

me tell you the best way to play this. You get yourself a blanket. You know what get to? Because you're

0:51.2

going to want to sit on one potentially and you're going to maybe want to throw one over you depending

0:55.6

on the time of year and when it gets dark. But you head out there with your blankets. You head out

1:00.8

there with your delicious basket of fancy-type foods. And then you stop off at the wine shop and you

1:06.9

grab yourself a bottle of the Merlot, which I'm told is how you pronounce that, or a re-sling or one

1:14.1

of their other amazing great wines. You know what? Grab two bottles. No judgment. Head out there on

1:19.4

the lawn. Watch one of these amazing concerts and have yourself the time of your life. Again, winery

1:25.2

concerts.com is where you can go find out more about what Shatto San Michelle is getting up to this

1:29.2

summer. And we will be out there in August doing a listener barbecue and hang out. So make sure you

1:36.1

save the date in August. I don't have the date right in front of me, but I'll figure it out and

1:40.5

I'll bring it to you tomorrow so you can circle that on your calendar and figure that it's going to

1:44.9

happen. The other thing that we have going on at the very moment is the song of the summer contest.

1:53.0

Thank you very much to everybody who's been sending in their submissions. We're getting a bunch

1:56.9

of them so far. Keep them coming. Some of them have been pretty awful. Some of them have been

2:01.3

pretty amazing. I'll never tell you which one you were if you sent something. And although I'll just

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