Hell is scary.

They've gone into some detail of why Hell is scary,

but Heaven doesn't sound that much greater

in comparison to me.

Like Hell, if you've read like Dante's Inferno,

which I have because I'm smarter than you,

uh, you'll know there's all these layers to Hell.

Like the first layer is like a river of boiling feces

you swim in the thousand years,

and then the second layer you eat rust for a thousand years,

and the third layer you sh** that rust out

for a thousand, very painful, don't try it.

So you're like, well, what's the other side?

What's the other side of that?

It's like, well, we haven't really, there's a harp.

That's as much as we know.

A harp. Can you imagine what it would be like

if you gave up all the awesome stuff and like,

like marijuana and going to raves in order to get to Heaven?

And you get up there and the pearly gates are like,

hey, welcome to Heaven, here's your harp.

You're like, oh, my goodness, it's okay.

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