Episode 107: The Fountain of Youth

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David Flora

Science, Society & Culture, Social Sciences

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2015

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Afraid Blurry Photos is getting a bit old and stale? Fear not, here’s an anti-aging episode all about The Fountain of Youth! A mythical water source said to reverse age, cure disease, and confer a host of wonderful remedies to … Read More The post Episode 107: The Fountain of Youth appeared first on Blurry Photos.

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0:00.0	This episode is sponsored by Cards Against Humanity.
0:03.0	They asked us not to read an ad.
0:05.0	Enjoy the show!
0:06.0	Woo!
0:07.0	You're watching the Applause Network
0:11.0	and now Monster Makeover with your host sas quatch. Well, hi everybody, welcome back to Monster Makeover. I'm your host Sesquatch, and as always
0:42.3	on Monster Makeover, just Asquatch, and as always a monster makeover.
0:45.0	Just because you live in the shadows doesn't mean you can't shine like a star.
0:51.8	Our first guest is a 21 inch tall mammal. He's a fierce warrior, row. He likes fighting cobras. But God bless him, he can't get a date.
1:04.4	Boy, Dan.
1:05.4	Please welcome Jeff.
1:07.4	Good evening.
1:10.4	Nice to meet you, sass.
1:12.1	Hi, Jeff, thanks for being on monster makeover.
1:15.0	Let's see what we can do for you.
1:18.0	Well, I mean, first and foremost, I mean, I'm doing this as a favour.
1:21.0	I mean, I don't have any trouble finding birds I mean I I'll do all right for myself I'm I'm a bit of a
1:27.8	cheeky little weasel oh oh, stop it.
1:33.0	All right, let's start by taking this little bowl of hat off.
1:37.0	And let's see what you got going on for your pompadour.
1:41.0	Uh, I think if we apply a little gel maybe a part down the middle that looks
1:47.4	very gentlemanly. I like the vest it says to me I'm not your average mongoose but I may have the ability to speak English
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