Episode #106- How We Live… Is… How We Die

The Voices In Our Heads w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

Krystyna Hutchinson

Comedy

4.8 • 964 Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2024

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

I’m so glad you lived to see another week! Whatcha up to, ya spreadsheets? Working out? Driving? Thanks for making me the voice in your head. Today’s riveting topics include: ⁃ The magic of a GWF Live show ⁃ You got a luxury car for rent in LA? C’I rent it? PLS?! ⁃ Docu-series to watch: American Nightmare ⁃ Fuckboi in the DMs, on Tinder and Hinge oh my! ⁃ A reading from Pema Chodron’s “How We Live Is How We Die” about scary emotions being your path to freedom. Oy vey! Follow me on social media: @KrystynaHutch Listen to my debut stand-up comedy album “GOOD GIRL, BARBARA” on Spotify and Apple Music. See me live! Tickets at linktree.com/KrystynaHutch ⁃ Feb. 9, 10 | Hasbrouck Heights, NJ | Banana’s Comedy Club (headlining) ⁃ Feb. 14th | Los Angeles, CA | The Comedy Store | Guys We Fcked ⁃ March 22, 23 | Springfield, MO | The Blue Room (headlining) Join my Patreon group Share-apy: www.patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson Want to advertise on the show? Send all inquiries to Mike at [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Some days are terrible. You wish that you were dead and some days are magical like
0:06.8	grape banana bread. Someday we'll be friends with the voices in our heads.
0:14.0	The voices in our heads.
0:16.0	Hey everybody,
0:20.0	Congrats on not killing yourself.
0:22.0	Welcome to the Voices in our heads.
0:23.8	I'm your girl, Christina Marie Hutchinson.
0:25.8	Honored to be the voice in your head.
0:27.4	If you're watching this, well, if you're watching this
0:30.9	and it's on YouTube, then a lot of time has passed but but if you're if
0:36.0	you're watching this in a clip later I just need to tell you that my face is peeling off
0:41.2	because I got a chemical peel.
0:43.0	Shout out to at Heel with Chris, CRyS.
0:46.0	I'm actually going to see her later today
0:48.0	to get my vagina waxed, Brazilian style.
0:51.0	Being a woman involves a lot of removing things.
0:55.0	Remember, also, first of all, this is like the fourth thing I've said.
0:59.0	My pubic hair was curly like my head and up until not that long ago I thought everybody's
1:08.8	pubes were curly you know but they're not if you straight hair, your pubes are straight, apparently.
1:14.7	And that always fascinated me.
1:16.7	And uh...
1:17.7	Is that true?
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