Episode #105- Smile, You’re On Camera ;)

The Voices In Our Heads w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

Krystyna Hutchinson

Comedy

4.8 • 964 Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2024

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

I’m so glad you didn’t kill yourself because my debut stand-up comedy album, “GOOD GIRL, BARBARA” is out now for you to listen to on all the platforms! You can also listen to today’s episode of The Voices In Our Heads, touching on some of these hot button issues: ⁃ Passive aggressive signage ⁃ The pledge of allegiance is weird ⁃ The perils and excuses and actual reasons of ADHD ⁃ Pedophiles! (I’m anti) ⁃ Sleep no more because orgies ⁃ A reading from Pema Chodron’s cult classic, “How We Live Is How We Die” Follow me on social media: @KrystynaHutch Listen to my debut stand-up comedy album “GOOD GIRL, BARBARA” See me live! Tickets at linktree.com/KrystynaHutch ⁃ Feb. 1st | NYC | The Midnight Theater | Guys We Fcked Live ⁃ Feb. 9, 10 | Hasbrouck Heights, NJ | Banana’s Comedy Club ⁃ Feb. 14th | Los Angeles, CA | The Comedy Store | Guys We Fcked: Live ⁃ March 22, 23 | Springfield, MO | The Blue Room Join my Patreon group Share-apy: www.patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson Want to advertise on the show? Send all inquiries to Mike at [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Some days are terrible. You wish that you were dead and some days are magical like
0:06.8	grape banana bread. Someday we'll be friends with the voices in our
0:12.2	heads.
0:14.0	The voices in our heads.
0:17.0	Hi everybody, how you doing?
0:21.0	You okay?
0:22.0	Congrats on not killing yourself, welcome to the voices in our heads my name is Christina Marie Hutchinson
0:28.2	born February 19th 1988 and now you can do my birth chart for me. Thank you. So honored to be the voice in your
0:35.8	head right now. Super excited. Something that I thought of on the way on my Uber here.
0:44.3	Uber driver was new in town
0:47.6	as I texted Michael because boy he was just I was like oh
0:50.8	whenever I take an Uber and I don't drive, I do it to hear a lot because parking in Williamsburg is Satan.
0:59.7	Okay, so you can't really, I don't want to pay a $65 ticket because I'm being lazy so I took an Uber and I'm like I'm going to get all this stuff done in the Uber
1:09.7	You know when I take an Uber that you go in your email doe and do your emails.
1:13.6	So you little emails, Christina.
1:15.5	If you're gonna be driven around, that's nice, but do you emails.
1:18.4	This motherfucker was circling my neighborhood
1:22.4	after he picked me up and I did not realize it because I was doing my emails.
1:25.5	So that's on me I guess. And him, Uber, anybody could be a driver.
1:31.8	But you be a driver. But do be debater,
1:33.0	that's how he drove, how I just spoke.
1:37.0	He just wasn't driving anywhere.
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