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It's far into afternoon.

That's a fucking figure of speech, Chief.

What do we got here?

Looks like a simple accident, sir.

It's a male, 1.15 meters tall, approximately 790 years old.

Looks like he fell and cracked his head on a rock while out for a run or something.

Have you taken a look at your body at all?

Now, they're just finishing taking pictures.

Let's go take a look.

Aye, looks as if his injury is consistent with a fall right here, as if the ragged rascal were running

round these rugged rocks.

Looks like an open and shut case, Chief.

I'll tell the boys to start wrapping up.

Oh, hang on there a second.

Lift up his wee waste court. And okay.

Chief, look at this.

That looks like a stab wound.

Plenty of fresh blood around it.

He was stabbed before he fell.

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