Episode #1041: Secrets and Lies

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2012

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Producer Andrew discuss where the line is between friendly and creepy when adult males talk to non-adult children. Also, Luke makes a startling admission about the movie The Shining.

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0:00.0	We now go to Peter Griffin for, you know what really grinds my gears.
0:04.0	Thanks, Tom.
0:05.0	You know what really grinds my gears?
0:07.0	Nobody's come up with a new priest in a rabbi joke in like 30 years, you know?
0:11.0	I mean, okay.
0:12.0	The priest in a rabbi go into the supermarket
0:15.0	and the priest wants to buy a ham
0:17.0	and the rabbi says, I can't eat it.
0:19.0	It's forbidden.
0:20.0	Couldn't eat it. Not allowed.
0:21.0	Pigs are like superheroes to them.
0:23.0	Is it perfect?
0:24.0	No.
0:25.0	But I don't see you coming up with anything.
0:27.0	And that people is what grinds my gears, Tom.
0:29.0	T-B-T-L.
0:36.0	OMG, some gears about to get ground up in this Tuesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L.
0:43.0	This is the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
0:46.0	Oh my god, I'm freaking out.
0:47.0	My name is Luke Burbank.
0:49.0	I'm your host, weighing in at 187 pounds.
0:54.0	It's working.
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