Episode 104: Zombie Ice, Doggy Parton, & Another Fake Heiress
Madigan’s Pubcast
Kathleen Madigan
4.9 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 6 September 2022
⏱️ 78 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grabbed |
| 0:13.0 | yourself a drink? Pull up a bar stool? Let's talk about what's been going on. |
| 0:21.0 | Termites? Welcome to episode 104. So exciting. Happy September, the month of what? My birthday. |
| 0:36.0 | September 30th. Yeah. All my friends in August, there's a lot of people born in August and I think they're new |
| 0:45.0 | to receive babies. September could be two, but not as late as mine. Not September 30th. That's too late. Well, to the |
| 0:52.0 | that's a month to do it, right? I can't do that math anyway. So many things. Termites. So many things. Let's start with |
| 1:03.0 | some Queen news, I guess. Well, Labor Day is great. I'm going to post a lot of videos of my mom and dad golfing. |
| 1:14.0 | Well, somebody now granted that somebody's 80, teed off on a par three. It was about, I'd say 84 yards with a seven wood. |
| 1:26.0 | Interesting. That if you say anything to her, she just goes, I have to get it up high. Okay, mom. Okay. You don't need all that power. |
| 1:35.0 | You're just totally powerful. The older they get to, they don't move their body. It's just all arms. They swing the golf club |
| 1:42.0 | with just their arms. It's basically below, except they don't have a horse. Right. |
| 1:47.0 | And I was with the kids and, you know, the Labor Day Fund, but there was a lot of rain, but that's okay. Who cares? |
| 1:54.0 | But I did taste this dip, speaking of what I did. I did because I was like, where'd that come from? It's Marzetti deal vegetable dip. Now normally I'm not |
| 2:05.0 | not paying any big into the vegetable scene, but this stuff. |
| 2:10.0 | It's really good. Well, nobody in my family is going to be healthy enough to put out like carrots. |
| 2:17.0 | Nobody's going to be like, what the fuck is that? Yeah. Even my dad was salad. If it's not iceberg with waverly wafer crackers and old school |
| 2:25.0 | wrote for dressing, he just goes, I'll pass. Really bad. When he orders it in a restaurant, I told you just look the other way. |
| 2:34.0 | This doesn't have 21 year old person. They're like, row what? He's like, roped for, I like dad. Nobody has that out in public anymore. |
| 2:43.0 | And they don't have waverly wafer crackers. I have to find restaurants that are geared towards older people to find that shit. |
| 2:52.0 | Then you need a red leather booth and he wants crackers on the table will only arrive in a basket. |
| 2:59.0 | That stuff is really good. The Marzetti deal vegetable dip can't speak at any grocery store. |
| 3:07.0 | Can I speak highly enough of it? And the fantasy draft started for football. |
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