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Madigan's Pubcast

Episode 104: Zombie Ice, Doggy Parton, & Another Fake Heiress

Madigan's Pubcast

Kathleen Madigan

Madigan, Comedy:stand-up, Standup, Society & Culture, Kathleen Madigan, Comedy, Stand-up

52.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 September 2022

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Kathleen opens the show drinking a Michelob Ultra Organic Citrus Seltzer, and reviews her recent NFL Fantasy Football Draft, taking Tom Brady in the first round. She gives an overview of her Labor Day holiday weekend, which included having her parents and sister’s family visit from Missouri. 

“GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for new and delicious not-so-nutritious junk food AND in continuing her search for the best Ranch, Kathleen samples Marzetti Dill Veggie Dip, Keoghs Crinkle Cut Guinness & Grilled Steak potato chips, and Walkers Prawn Cocktail chips

THE QUEEN’S COURT: Kathleen reports that Queen Cher has been live tweeting during the US Open tennis, and Queen Dolly Parton has released a new line of dog apparel called “Doggy Parton.”

UPDATES: Kathleen gives an update on the Anna Delvey saga as Rachel Williams sues Netflix, Zuckerberg’s Metaverse dies, and Larry Ellison’s firm blocks public Hawaiian beach access.

“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT”: Kathleen is amazed to read about the discovery of the a Sauropod ribcage during a home renovation in Portugal, the fossil of a dog-sized dinosaur in Argentina proves that it had an armored back, and Roman ruins reappear in a European riverbed.

FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS: Kathleen shares articles about the impact of “Zombie Ice” in Greenland, McDonald’s brings a hit twist to the iconic Big Mac, the launch of “Overture” supersonic flights, a fake Heiress is discovered at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago, and a man paddles 38 miles down the Missouri River in a pumpkin.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grabbed

0:13.0

yourself a drink? Pull up a bar stool? Let's talk about what's been going on.

0:21.0

Termites? Welcome to episode 104. So exciting. Happy September, the month of what? My birthday.

0:36.0

September 30th. Yeah. All my friends in August, there's a lot of people born in August and I think they're new

0:45.0

to receive babies. September could be two, but not as late as mine. Not September 30th. That's too late. Well, to the

0:52.0

that's a month to do it, right? I can't do that math anyway. So many things. Termites. So many things. Let's start with

1:03.0

some Queen news, I guess. Well, Labor Day is great. I'm going to post a lot of videos of my mom and dad golfing.

1:14.0

Well, somebody now granted that somebody's 80, teed off on a par three. It was about, I'd say 84 yards with a seven wood.

1:26.0

Interesting. That if you say anything to her, she just goes, I have to get it up high. Okay, mom. Okay. You don't need all that power.

1:35.0

You're just totally powerful. The older they get to, they don't move their body. It's just all arms. They swing the golf club

1:42.0

with just their arms. It's basically below, except they don't have a horse. Right.

1:47.0

And I was with the kids and, you know, the Labor Day Fund, but there was a lot of rain, but that's okay. Who cares?

1:54.0

But I did taste this dip, speaking of what I did. I did because I was like, where'd that come from? It's Marzetti deal vegetable dip. Now normally I'm not

2:05.0

not paying any big into the vegetable scene, but this stuff.

2:10.0

It's really good. Well, nobody in my family is going to be healthy enough to put out like carrots.

2:17.0

Nobody's going to be like, what the fuck is that? Yeah. Even my dad was salad. If it's not iceberg with waverly wafer crackers and old school

2:25.0

wrote for dressing, he just goes, I'll pass. Really bad. When he orders it in a restaurant, I told you just look the other way.

2:34.0

This doesn't have 21 year old person. They're like, row what? He's like, roped for, I like dad. Nobody has that out in public anymore.

2:43.0

And they don't have waverly wafer crackers. I have to find restaurants that are geared towards older people to find that shit.

2:52.0

Then you need a red leather booth and he wants crackers on the table will only arrive in a basket.

2:59.0

That stuff is really good. The Marzetti deal vegetable dip can't speak at any grocery store.

3:07.0

Can I speak highly enough of it? And the fantasy draft started for football.

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