Episode 103: Six Flags Daycare, Chinese Weather Rods, & The Start of The Mississippi River

Madigan's Pubcast

Kathleen Madigan

Madigan, Comedy:stand-up, Standup, Society & Culture, Kathleen Madigan, Comedy, Stand-up

5 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 August 2022

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Kathleen opens the show drinking a Pilsner beer from Bemidji Brewing. She shares details of her weekend trip to her friend's cabin in Minnesota, visiting the headwaters of the Mississippi River in Itasca State Park, pike fishing, and consuming as much delicious beer as possible.

“GOOD BAD FOOD”: In her quest for new and delicious not-so-nutritious junk food AND in continuing her search for the best Ranch, Kathleen samples Lay’s Smooth Ranch Dip, Ruffles Spicy Dill Pickle Chips, and Lay’s Cheetos Cheese Flavored Potato Chips, which combines two of her favorite snack foods.

THE QUEEN’S COURT: Kathleen reports that Queen Stevie Nicks has announced a Halloween concert in Huntsville, AL.

UPDATES: Kathleen gives an update on the latest baseball card to set a record at auction and the Brinks heist in California.

“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT”: Kathleen is amazed to read about the discovery of dinosaur prints in Texas’ Dinosaur Valley State Park, a Nazi warship is found in the drought-ladened Danube River, and a drought-hit dam reveals a Spanish Stonehenge.

FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS: Kathleen shares articles about the “Man of the Hole,” a Missouri school district is reinstating spanking with parental approval, Hungary fires its top 2 weather officials over an incorrect weather forecast, Six Flags CEO realizes that their theme parks are being used as daycare and the Chinese are seeding clouds to prevent drought.

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0:00.0	Hey, everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast. You grab
0:12.9	yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, and let's talk about what's been going on.
0:17.4	To our rights, it's episode 103, isn't that crazy? I had to check the time there, because
0:31.8	I have to do some press for where? I forgot what else was on there, but I have to talk
0:40.4	to the people of the press. But first of all, to my rights, what am I drinking? This is
0:46.7	a Bemidji beer. Where's Bemidji? Minnesota. And if you look on a map, you see Bemidji, and then
0:53.8	there's a thing called Red River, something, and then it's just white. And I ask my friends
0:58.5	who live there, does that mean snow? Like a valley or something. There's only like one more
1:04.8	big city. Anyway, I went to Minnesota. I thought, whoa, the light just came on. Oh, great. I've
1:10.6	always wanted to go, especially because there are hockey teams called the Wild. I've always wanted
1:15.6	to go into the wild in Minnesota, and I had a wonderful time. There are really 10,000 lakes.
1:21.0	Yeah, they're not lying. I did not see them all. I saw probably, well, a lot. Some of them are
1:29.0	on Golden Pondy. I'll say that as a verb, like the movie, on Golden Pond. You never saw it?
1:38.5	Well, it's boring, but I don't mean they're like to worry. I mean, it's just very quiet,
1:44.2	very stade, like Pantoon Bodhi, not really, which is great for fishing. And I caught a lot of fish,
1:52.2	a lot of pike. I'm out of fan of kitchen pike. They have giant teeth. Some of their teeth
1:55.5	are actually bigger than mine. And way sharper, way sharper. I do have photos. I will post a picture
2:03.1	of me and an enormous pike that I don't know how it didn't bite the, because let me tell you,
2:08.5	it's amazing. You got it at the boat because usually their teeth, they snap the line. Yep.
2:13.1	Yeah, it's like a gar. You got to have a lead lead. It's very complicated. If you don't fish,
2:18.4	it's very boring. If you don't fish, but if you fish, yeah, it's wonderful. And then there were
2:23.8	so many fun little dive bars up there. They still have pull tabs. Do you guys remember what pull
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