Episode #103- BABY WANT, WANT

The Voices In Our Heads w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

Krystyna Hutchinson

Comedy

4.8 • 964 Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2024

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Happy Monday, honey. Thanks for surviving another thrilling week on planet earth so that you can listen to my important thoughts on these important things: ⁃ Who helped you at Sephora? WHO?! ⁃ Filling out my application for a Ride-Along with the NYPD ⁃ Lotta kids getting puppies in the days of social media… hmm… ⁃ Conquering my Achilles heel: comments on Instagram ⁃ We’re (I’m) putting the Artist’s Way on pause while I spend the next few weeks reading from my girl Pema Chodron’s book “How We Live is How We Die” because these are words of wisdom the world needs first. Follow me on social media: @KrystynaHutch See me live! Tickets at linktree.com/KrystynaHutch ⁃ Jan. 20th | NYC | The *live premiere* of my new show “Wait, What?!” | MCM Studios ⁃ Feb. 1st | NYC | The Midnight Theater | Guys We Fcked Live ⁃ Feb. 9, 10 | Hasbrouck Heights, NJ | Banana’s Comedy Club ⁃ Feb. 14th | Los Angeles, CA | The Comedy Store | Guys We Fcked: Live ⁃ March 22, 23 | Springfield, MO | The Blue Room Join my Patreon group Share-apy: www.patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson Want to advertise on the show? Send all inquiries to Mike at [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Some days are terrible. You wish that you were dead and some days are magical like
0:06.8	grape banana bread. Someday we'll be friends with the voices in our heads the voices in our heads
0:16.3	Hi everyone hi you okay how you doing? You good? It'll be fine. Or it won't. And, you know, welcome to another
0:28.1	episode of The Voices in Our Heads. I'm Yagrall, Christina Marie Hutchinson, and I'm so honored to be the voice in your
0:35.2	Henry now thank you so much. I was in
0:39.3	in Separate yesterday I spent $833. It was actually $572 but whatever that's the same amount at that point and I bought you know the beauty industry really reels you in because you walk into a
0:55.9	a safora and there's just so many options. There's too many. And you know, all you do,
1:02.3	you just want to look your best.
1:04.0	I just want to look pretty.
1:05.0	And I walk into Sephiro and I'm like,
1:07.0	Will these make me look pretty?
1:09.0	And it's so overwhelming.
1:10.0	And then your hand is just swatches. It's just there's just
1:14.2	swatches of lipstick and lip liner and eyeliner and eyebrow liner on your
1:17.9	hand. Anyway, I got a lot of stuff at
1:23.6	at Separa because my total was over five hundred dollars and
1:26.6	man I wonder how much money women would save if we didn't buy makeup ever again
1:31.2	but we would look so ugly so we'll still buy it. No, just kidding.
1:35.1	No, makeup is a form of self-expression that I really enjoy and when I got so many
1:40.8	people helped me in Separate, a lot of them are very cranky
1:43.7	they were not having a good day to two of the women were just not having a good day
1:47.6	which i get
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