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The Voices In Our Heads w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

Episode #102- Silly Gary Goose

The Voices In Our Heads w/ Krystyna Hutchinson

Krystyna Hutchinson

Comedy

4.8964 Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Happy New Year! Congrats on surviving 2023 and making it this far. Proud of you! On today’s episode of The Voices In Our Heads, Krystyna takes you on a journey through the following: ⁃ Poor Things (strange horny girls FTW!) ⁃ Thirty to give my seeds to Gary the Goose ⁃ Sometimes dogs are too small. Just get a pet mouse, Ariana. ⁃ Fuckboi Theatre ⁃ Christmas in Ireland ⁃ And a glimpse into Julia Cameron’s beloved book “The Artist’s Way” about recovering your inner creative. We all have it, even if you’re a dental assistant or a cashier or a window washer! Follow me on social media: @KrystynaHutch See me live! Tickets at linktree.com/KrystynaHutch ⁃ Jan. 20th | NYC | The *live premier* of my new show “Wait, What?!” | MCM Studios ⁃ Feb. 1st | NYC | The Midnight Theater | Guys We Fcked Live ⁃ Feb. 9, 10 | Hasbrouck Heights, NJ | Banana’s Comedy Club ⁃ Feb. 14th | Los Angeles, CA | The Comedy Store | Guys We Fcked: Live ⁃ March 22, 23 | Springfield, MO | The Blue Room Join my Patreon group Share-apy: www.patreon.com/KrystynaHutchinson Want to advertise on the show? Send all inquiries to Mike at [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Some days are terrible. You wish that you were dead and some days are magical like

0:06.8

grape banana bread. Someday we'll be friends with the voices in our heads.

0:14.0

The voices in our heads.

0:18.0

Hello everybody and welcome to the voices in our heads.

0:22.0

I'm Christina Hutchinson and

0:23.1

congratulations on not killing yourself. Congratulations on not taking your own life

0:28.5

off of this awful planet and you stayed here. I'm really proud of you because it's hard. It's not easy.

0:34.7

Being dead is better. But if you commit suicide, fun and little fact that I learned from all these

0:39.7

near-death experience videos and why I'll never commit suicide is that if you do you're kind

0:46.2

of cheating the system and you have to do your life all over again.

0:49.4

Maybe in like a different country or whatever but like you have to like meet the same people and it's like

0:54.2

could you imagine what would make you want to kill yourself more the idea of how well it would not make me

1:00.7

want to kill myself the idea of killing, meaning I had to redo.

1:04.8

I had to meet Nancy and Edward again.

1:06.5

And I had to go, oh, you love me?

1:08.1

You're the best?

1:08.7

And then I had to realize later that they didn't.

1:11.6

So don't kill yourself. And congratulations on surviving. Happy

1:14.5

New Year. Happy 2024. We took a little two-week hiatus. And now we're back.

1:19.4

Okay? I've seen a lot of movies lately. I have so much to tell you you but I'm going to try and keep this episode of 45 minutes like I try every time we'll see will I fail probably

1:30.3

But I did see a bunch of movies over the break since we've last spoken and man some of them sucked but a lot of them were great. Okay and I we won't harp on the sucky ones. I'm just gonna give you the great ones go so go see poor things just that's the one I want you to see that one's so good.

1:50.0

Yo that movie I love a weird horny girl who can't stop rubbing her clit I just I like I love a

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