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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #1026: Doomsday Is Near (n Wyoming anyway)

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 February 2012

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Producer Andrew make a plan to be Apocalypse Buddies, meanwhile Donald Trump takes some time out of his busy schedule (of being a terrible businessman) to weigh in on a topic no once cares about.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Heavenly Father, we thank you tonight for all your blessings. You said in all things, give thanks.

0:05.6

Thank you for GM performance technology and all seven engines. Thank you for some no-go racing fuel and good-year tires that bring

0:14.8

performance and power to the track. Lord, I want to thank you for my smoking hot wife tonight, Lisa, my two children.

0:23.3

We like them. We like to call them the lilies. Lord, I pray and bless the drivers and use them tonight. May they put on a performance worthy of this great track.

0:34.2

In Jesus' name, Buggedy, Buggedy, Buggedy, Amen.

0:38.2

Buggedy, T.L.

0:44.0

It's how we start every single episode of this here imaginary radio program. That's right folks.

0:49.4

You find yourself on this Tuesday tuned into T.B. T.L. the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

0:56.1

Oh, yeah. Turns out, built a spill also has a song called, oh yeah. And when I was looking for our more usual, oh yeah.

1:08.3

Apparently, I grabbed the other one. So let me just, let me throw this in. Oh, yeah. Well, I'm at all. This would be another interesting way to go.

1:19.8

Now, let's go back with the origin. Oh, yeah. This is episode one thousand and twenty six in the collector series.

1:28.2

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host, weighing into 192 pounds. We've got a lot of stuff to talk about today.

1:33.6

Hi, this is Luke's mom, Suzy coming tonight on T.B. T.L. Sometimes we make mistakes on this show.

1:39.9

We say things that are incorrect. Like hard. Let's get it.

1:42.8

And then we have to regret those errors. So we'll, uh, we made apparently a biggie, kind of a biggie the other day.

1:49.6

And, uh, we'll, uh, we'll rectify things. Also, uh, time for a new T.B. T.L. segment called finally, finally, something finally happened today that I think we were all waiting for.

2:01.1

And no, it wasn't that I spent 20 minutes watching C.C. peniston videos. So as to get this sound effect, that was really a lost part of my day.

2:10.9

Uh, and then last but not least, uh, they've got this, they've got this plan in Wyoming for dealing with, um, a sort of thunder dome, post apocalyptic sort of situation.

2:22.0

And there's, well, there seem to be a few holes in the, in the logic and one in particular that I will tell you about time for operation, crazy plan, uh, coming up in, uh, just a bit.

2:33.4

Jen Flash Andrews will be back here tomorrow, but we are very honored to be joined by a guy who's a frequent. He's frequently mentioned on the show.

2:44.2

So right now, what I need is for you to climb down out of my ass. Can you do that?

2:52.7

That's the producer. Andrew from the radio show and also the, um, the producer of the T.B. T.L. weekend product that airs on Cairo. Hello, Andrew.

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