So Lloyd, you graduated Lakewood, right?

Yes, sir.

What are you going to do now?

You mean our career?

Um, I don't know.

I thought about this quite a bit, sir, and I would have to say, considering what's waiting out there for me,

I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career.

I don't want to sell anything bought or processed

or buy anything sold or processed

or process anything sold, bought, or processed

or repair anything sold, bought, or processed.

As a career, I don't want to do that.

So my father's in the Army.

He wants me to join, but I can't work for that corporation.

So what I've been doing lately is kickboxing.

TBTL.

All right, maybe just a teeny tiny amount of selling, buying, or processing.

This week, on TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live because, my friends, we have arrived at TBTLathon 3 feels like the very third time.

This is our once a year request to you that you take a moment and go over to tbtl.net and, uh, sling a couple of bucks our way to support what we hope anyway is your favorite imaginary radio program.

My name is Luke Burbank.

I'm your host.

This is episode 1,00020 in a collector's series.

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