Episode 102: Arrest That Bear

The Roundtable of Gentlemen

The Last Podcast Network

Talk, Beast, Radio, New, Round, York, Table, Roundtable, Comedy, Loch, Brain, Events, Murderfist, Monster, Kissel, Ben, Kevin, Cryptozoology, Gentlemen, Barnett, Current, Ness

4.9 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2015

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

This week on the Round Table: British kids are idiots, a man is arrested for having sex with a teddy bear in public for the fourth time, and a smelly kid in Texas finally gets washed. Joining us today: Matt Maragno, Amber Nelson, and Steve Pasieka!

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0:00.0	Around table. Gentlemen! Let's broaden our minds!
0:04.0	Hello, gentlemen! Hello, my watch watch!
0:09.0	I am at will!
0:12.0	It's time for action, gentlemen. Gentlemen of the...
0:15.0	Ah, they are!
0:16.0	What's the topic of discussion?
0:18.0	Civilities, gentlemen. Always civility.
0:23.0	I know one bunch of assholes.
0:26.0	Wouldn't you believe it? Marcus, you have a special prayer for us.
0:29.0	Today we will be summoning a demon.
0:32.0	Ah! The demon is King Balef.
0:35.0	Balef! He is a mighty and terrible king of hell.
0:38.0	85 leadens of demons under his command.
0:40.0	He rides a pale horse.
0:42.0	And all kinds of music is heard before him.
0:44.0	It is 707 pm.
0:46.0	The gates of Hades are opened and darkness is upon the land.
0:50.0	I conjure the demon by the power of thy name.
0:54.0	Abshala Nezhar Septia as flesh clings to bone.
0:59.0	So you to stone.
1:01.0	My heart is starting to beat.
1:02.0	It is 707 pm.
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