Episode 101: Bobby Pets

The Roundtable of Gentlemen

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Talk, Beast, Radio, New, Round, York, Table, Roundtable, Comedy, Loch, Brain, Events, Murderfist, Monster, Kissel, Ben, Kevin, Cryptozoology, Gentlemen, Barnett, Current, Ness

4.9 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2015

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

On this, the 101st episode of Round Table: a study proves penguins to be rapacious necrophiliacs, a woman accidentally doses her child's lunch with PCP, and penguins also prove to be bad pets for a Brooklyn apartment. Most of this episode is about penguins, actually. Joining us this week are comedian Dan Soder, Epic Fail producer Gareth Reynolds, and the man with the penguin connection himself, comedian Chris Distefano.

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0:00.0	Around table gentlemen. I let's draw no minds
0:13.4	Stammer action gentlemen
0:16.0	What's the topic of discussion?
0:19.3	Civilities gentlemen always civility
0:23.5	Good good
0:30.0	Jackie you're on prayer
0:32.0	All right, all right everybody they got up there. I guess today we're gonna be praying for
0:39.2	meat and the heat
0:40.7	Meat and the heat. I love it. I love it upstairs. I love it downstairs. I love it in between my chest
0:46.4	You know what I'm talking about God sweat sex. Thank you for sweat sex and thank you for the meat that puts it in me
0:53.3	Oh
0:58.2	We all know who Jackie is the beautiful broad next to me
1:03.7	Hold him McNally get him bar net Ben gets on the truck a lot. Well, this is very gorgeous truck a lot. We got Dan Soder
1:11.1	Hi, Dan. Hey, man. How you doing buddy? I'm doing good. You look good
1:15.6	Christa Stefano. Hey, how are you good Chris? That was so charming. Let's just do the whole thing
1:21.8	I'm doing fine extremely aroused by your accent
1:27.4	Christa's talking to the microphone like you know in a movie when they have like a little black girl that like it's gonna try to sing and she's like
1:33.1	I don't like come on baby. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it.
1:39.8	Oh, she's getting dinner tonight. Chris is just talking in a way that's appropriate for his shirt right now.
1:43.8	Yeah, sure
1:48.2	It is all right. Well, thanks for being here Chris and then we got Garrett here in the house. How are you Garrett?
1:52.6	Really good really nervous for my introduction after Chris's no, that's fine
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