Episode #1017: My dad robbed an armored car
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 15 February 2012
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
The amazing story of a British fugitive caught in the USA delights us. Plus, Shakira prompts a "Shut It Down, America" and Jen pens an open letter to Chris Brown. Oh, and sloths are adorable!
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| 0:00.0 | Mom, Dad, I got a little surprise for the two of you. |
| 0:04.0 | I think I might just buy you up. |
| 0:06.0 | 30 room mansion in Beverly Hills, California. |
| 0:08.0 | Complete with push button phones. |
| 0:10.0 | Look at this face. |
| 0:11.0 | What do you see? |
| 0:12.0 | Look at it, Dad. |
| 0:13.0 | What do you see? |
| 0:14.0 | What do you see? |
| 0:15.0 | Say it. |
| 0:16.0 | Say it. |
| 0:17.0 | Hey, it's a face. |
| 0:18.0 | Yeah, but what kind of face? |
| 0:19.0 | Well, pale, |
| 0:21.0 | pasty, |
| 0:22.0 | psychotic. |
| 0:23.0 | No, Dad. |
| 0:24.0 | It's a neatly chiseled, well-groomed, drop-dead, |
| 0:27.0 | handsome face. |
| 0:28.0 | I'm going to become a male model. |
| 0:31.0 | You know what, Chris? |
| 0:32.0 | You can't just walk into the glamorous, |
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