You are listening to the Enormo Cast.

The Enorma Cast is proud to be partnered with Sportiva.

And here's the thing.

There is only one shoe that has climbed the hardest roots on our cap, including something called the dawn wall.

And that shoe is the TC Pro, designed by Tommy Caldwell and produced in a hollowed out volcano in Italy by blind

zoastrian nuns. These are the shoes that our friend Hayden Kennedy once

called crampons for granted. But the TC Pro is just one of so many legendary shoes in the sportiva line, the mirrors, the testoroses, the solutions, the meathos, and something new called the squamma. What's a squamama? Who cares? It's Italian. So please support the Norma cast by going to

Sportiva.com or your favorite climbing retailer to check out the full line of Sportiva shoes and then quit screwing around and

buy a pair and come play with the big kids. Does your partner suffer from Try to Again Syndrome or One Hangitis or even worse delusional performance disorder?

Well, there really isn't a cure for DPD except for a good smackdown,

but it does probably mean that you've been belaying them for hours and hours on end and are now suffering

from BMP or belayer neck pain. A stiffness in the cervical spine just below the

occipital region of your thick, thick skull. But now there's a cure for BMP resulting from DPD.

Ask your doctor about ballet specs. And when he doesn't know what the hell you're talking about,

just smile and tuck that prescription for opiates away for your next overseas. about Barista at the coffee shop on the corner about Bela Spex. In fact, ask everyone you know about

Bela Spex. Keep talking about Bela Spex until nobody wants to climb with you anyway. Problem solved.

But if that doesn't work, then go to Bela aspects

and get yourself a pair. And don't forget to enter a normalcast at

check out for a discount and to help out the podcast. Side effects may include people thinking you're staring at them when you're not.

Old track runners rolling their eyes.

People putting them off for the first time saying, ooh, that's trippy.

People insisting they don't like those weird glasses, even though they've never even tried them.

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