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Election Profit Makers

Episode 101: Don’t Fall For It

Election Profit Makers

Jon Kimball & David Rees

Comedy, News, Politics

4.9700 Ratings

🗓️ 7 July 2021

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

David pitches to the JD Vance campaign. Starlee sees through Jeff Bezos. Jon is swallowed up by GeoGuesser.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Signal looking good, waveform, looking robust.

0:05.6

Welcome to election profit makers, your guide to the absolute and relative elevation of skyscrapers.

0:12.2

And also sometimes we talk about betting on political outcomes.

0:16.5

I'm one of the hosts. My name is David.

0:19.5

And I'm joined by my two co-hosts, one of whom is Starly.

0:22.4

Hello, Starly. Hi.

0:24.3

And the other of whom is John. John, are you on the line? Yeah, hey.

0:29.0

Happy July 4th weekend, everybody. We're recording this on July 5th, which it turns out is a federal holiday.

0:35.0

I was hoping to get some mail today. That's not happening because of the

0:38.9

Fourth of July holiday. But we hope everybody had a nice time celebrating the Fourth of July,

0:44.3

the first Independence Day of our lifetime without Donald Rumsfeld.

0:48.0

There's no mail on July 5th?

0:51.3

Yeah, because if the federal holiday falls on the weekend, the Monday after the holiday

0:55.3

is the holiday.

0:56.3

I don't think you're going to get any mail today, guys.

0:59.0

Does anyone get any mail anymore?

1:02.0

I like to get mail.

1:04.0

I always like to check my mailbox and get a little piece of mail.

1:07.0

Could be a New Yorker magazine.

1:09.0

Could be a postcard from a far-flung

1:10.9

climb sent by one of my many

1:12.6

adoring friends

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