Episode 1007: Are We There, Yeti?

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 8 June 2023

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

The NBA Finals are rigged. The Erie Scoop Happy was a real Who's Where. Vegas Parking and Weather: Porn Star Cab Theft Edition. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd Trivia Scoopardy.

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0:00.0	The weather. Tomorrow, expect a biting cold front. Hmm, how naughty. I wonder what I'll be
0:06.9	wearing or taking off. The night will be wild and untamed. Expect heavy, lashing rain that'll soak
0:13.6	you to the skin. By Monday, temperatures will rise slowly but surely reaching their peak in the
0:20.2	afternoon. Not in the afternoon.
0:23.0	Not in the mood for miserable weather.
0:25.8	Fly cheaply to Turkey with Sun Express.
0:28.7	Sun Express, nonstop sunshine.
0:34.1	It's that part of the show yet.
0:37.1	It's the part where we thank the ice cream truck drivers.
0:38.3	Thank you, ice cream truck drivers.
0:40.9	These are the folks that go over to preaching fun.com. That is where they go to sign up to be ice cream truck drivers.
0:44.8	Right now I'd like to thank Bad Pirates Scoop, Blue Line Scoop, Dirty Old Scoop, Dr. Scooplittle, an Elkden Magic Scoop Little and Elkden Magic Scoop. If you want to be an ice cream truck driver, you may be asking yourself
0:56.1	what does an ice cream truck driver
0:58.0	do? Well, they deliver that fucking ice cream
1:00.2	straight to your fucking ear holes. That's what they do.
1:02.6	What? There's a lot of
1:03.9	vulgar language. How's that?
1:06.4	Next stop, Petty Coke
1:08.2	Junction. No, no, no. It's
1:10.1	Cinty and Ice cream that will fuck you.
1:12.4	Oh.
1:12.7	It's fucking ice cream.
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