Episode 1006: A Twenty For Your Thoughts.

Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Matt Donnelly, Paul Mattingly, Jacob Smith

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.9 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2023

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Matt is in Erie, PA and has a rental car issue. Paul is Sisyphus. Jacob gets jealous of someone else's serious pond talk. Scoopmail. Jock Vs. Nerd Price is Skrite.

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0:00.0	This is the part of the show where we thank the ice cream truck drivers.
0:07.3	Thank you, ice cream truck drivers.
0:09.2	We sure do love you.
0:10.5	This is the beginning of the month, so we don't have the list with everyone's names yet.
0:13.8	But thank you to all the ice cream truck drivers.
0:15.8	Those are the folks that go over to patreon.com slash hay scoops or just preaching fun.com.
0:21.3	That is where they go to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver.
0:24.3	What is an ice cream truck driver?
0:26.2	I'm glad you asked.
0:28.2	Those are the people that deliver that fucking ice cream straight to your fucking ear holes.
0:33.4	If you want to sign up to be an ice cream truck driver, preaching fun.com, that is where you can go.
0:38.0	And who knows?
0:39.4	The life you save may be your own.
0:42.3	It's true.
0:43.2	Without them, their ears would go unfucked.
0:46.5	Yep.
0:47.3	Unfucked ears.
0:48.6	Or like unfucked.
0:49.8	All of our ears.
0:50.2	I don't know.
0:50.7	Armpits?
0:51.5	Yeah.
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